Poop sculptures would be an amazing craft. Especially if said poop comes from a kitty from pretty kitty city. I, with the help of a fellow crafter, have determined a way to do this. There is this product that freezes poop and makes it easier for a pet walker to pick up excrement. Of course, frozen poop would be hard to mold so the poop must be fresh. While it is still malleable, the sculptor would mold it into the desired shape then freeze it. It would become hard and shippable, thus making for a perfect craft to be sent to family and friends. I’m sure poop could be crafted in many different shapes. For example: the Statue of Liberty, the Taj Mahal or even Boris Yeltsin. Poop crafting is an underappreciated art form. The supply is available at least once a day. Be a champion for change in the poop debate.
That was 150 words on poop sculpture.
I've been officially unemployed and graduated for almost one full week and it feels great. I've cleaned my room from top to bottom. It looks nicer. I finished a book. I've played a lot of Heroes of Might Magic 3. I plan on being slightly more productive for the rest of the summer, but we'll see. I need to lose 20 pounds in a year.
I just found out I like a song by Gomez. Which just means that I like even more of my sister's music. But I guess everyone listens to some good music now and then. Take Matt Costa for example. I liked him so much I even went to get his signature. I had a pretty good conversation with him, resulting in my offering him a drink. I never did buy him a drink. I'm sure he was pissed.
Death at a Funeral is a funny movie.
I was listening to Genesis today and remembered exactly why I like them so much. It's because of Peter Gabriel. I've listened to some of the stuff with Phil Collins as the lead man and I've found that he just isn't that good. I don't like Phil Collins. Peter Gabriel might be insane. Stand back!
I was not fired. There was just a lot of humduggery going on.
There really hasn't been a lot going on so far this summer. Some people just want me to blog. Apparrently I am that important. And, thank you for clamoring for more posts.
Sorry about doing two videos of the same song. The second has more PG insanity.
I was also going to post a link to a large poop, but after viewing many pictures of massive loads I decided against it.
WINTERIZE!
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3 comments:
1. I still don't like the idea of a poop sculpture.
2. I really hope I don't get any poop crafts in the mail.
3. You don't need to lose 20 pounds.
4. I KNOW he's pissed.
5. Death at a Funeral was hilarious.
6. PG IS insane... there's no might be about it.
7. I love the word humduggery.
8. Thanks for no massive load pictures.
I think 150 words is the perfect number to express one's feelings toward poop sculptures.
And you most certainly will be receiving one in the mail, Alexa.
hey, bob here, im going to try to link your blog to mine somehow. hope all is well sir. he called the shit poop!
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