Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Something harmfuler and deadlier

A couple more mortal enemies.

Wet socks. I agree with Lieutenant Dan. "There is one item of G.I. gear that can be the difference between a live grunt and a dead grunt. Socks. Cushioned sole, O.D. green. Try and keep your feet dry. When we're out humpin', I want you boys to remember to change your socks whenever we stop. The Mekong will eat a grunts feet right off his legs."

Poison. It can kill me.

Rock'n'Roll McDonald's. Because they sell Quarter Pounders. They will put pounds on you.

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